PIZZA FOR PRESIDENT

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angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via hotboyproblems)

Anonymous asked Hades or Jafar 

(Source: dazzledbydisney, via yohoyohoadisneylifeforme)

actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

(via unescapable)

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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(via trust)

staff:

this website is gay

(via pizza)

foodchewer:

luckier-than-the-ponds:

foodchewer:

when i die just remember i don’t care

i love it

i don’t care

(via 100kplusnotes)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via hotboyproblems)

cyberho:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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(via trust)

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen, via trust)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via trust)

pizzist:

everyday is a bad hair day for me

(via trust)