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mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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florels:

skiens:

wtf you mean real women have curves? all women are real women

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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Cuando dicen “I’m 16 years old.”, tú lees “I’m dieciséis years old.”

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stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

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suckmyvertical:

clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

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